Read This You Nosy Nancy
What is the return policy?
It's food, so we won't accept returns. That's gross.
When will I get my order?
We work as quickly as possible to get orders out, pickup orders might be quicker than delivery due to the fact it's just two of us and we're still poor enough to have other jobs. You can change that by ordering a shit ton of fudge!
Where are your products manufactured?
We make 'em locally in Hoboken!
Do you ship?
Because some people had to ruin it for everyone else and accidentally poison people, we're not allowed to ship. Once we get a commercial kitchen, that'll change. Again, we're poor.
Do you cater?
Yeah.
Are you on The Knot?
Nope. The Knot sucks and loves to destroy small business vendors from the inside out, as we experienced first hand.
We'd love for you to read about their class action lawsuit here: https://theknotwhistleblowers.com/
Can you be a bit more family friendly?
No.