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We've got something for everyone, even for those who love living a mundane life without adventure or fun!
Crookies & Crime
Nixon said, "I am not a crook!", but he also never tasted our Crookies & Crime Fudge! You'll think there's a warrant out for you once you have a taste of our fudge that's jam-packed with a famous, copyrighting sandwich cookie!... Or maybe there's a warrant out for you because you ran that stop light. It could be that, too.
A Foot In the Grave
Originally only meant to be sold in February (Sarah's birthday month), this flavor quickly became a crowd favorite! Even though it's not available all of the time, here's hoping we can make it happen!... Maybe.​
**Limited product distribution**
Gag Reflex
Peanut butter is absolutely repulsive. Which means if you order Gag Reflex, our peanut butter flavored fudge, that means you are also repulsive. Disgusting.​
**Contains peanut butter and peanuts. If you couldn't already tell by the description.**
Pitch A Tent
Imagine this: You're out camping with your best buds, reveling in the great outdoors, the smell of the fire you're all gathered around tickles your nose. Suddenly, your mind wanders and you start to feel something strange "down there"! OH NO! HOW EMBARRASSING, NOT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE -- oh good, it's just our flavor "Pitch a Tent" resting in your lap! Enjoy this s'mores flavored fudge by the fire, by the lake, or right in your very own home because you'd rather commit a felony than ever go outside!​
**This is a seasonal product available in August**
Straw-Buried Alive
Nothing says, "I completely forgot about you" to your significant other than getting them a box of half-stale chocolates that no one ever truly eats and enjoys. Luckily, Mother Fudgers has a better gift idea filled with freeze dried strawberries and our "God Jamit" strawberry jam!... Okay, maybe it won't fix your relationship issues, but at least it tastes good.​
**This is a seasonal product available in February**
Sin-namon Roll
A taste of this bakery treat flavor will have you cheating on your diet.
NOTE: "Diet" is not a code word for "Wife".
