The Fudge

You know, the thing we kinda do. 

**Only available for purchase from our Google Form or at a live event**

A Foot In
The Grave

Originally only meant to be sold in February (Sarah's birthday month), this flavor quickly became a crowd favorite, much to their chagrin! A mix of vanilla fudge, boxed yellow birthday cake, and an obnoxious amount of sprinkles, you'll feel the years just shave off your life with every morsel.

**Limited product distribution**

Boring

We've got something for everyone, even for those who love living a mundane life without adventure or fun!

Crookies & Crime

Nixon said, "I am not a crook!", but he also never tasted our Crookies Crime Fudge! You'll think there's a warrant out for you once you have a taste of our fudge that's jam-packed with a famous, copyrighting sandwich cookie!...

Or maybe there's a warrant out for you because you ran that stop light. It could be that, too.

Gag Reflex

Peanut butter is absolutely repulsive. Which means if you order Gag Reflex, our peanut butter flavored fudge, that means you are also repulsive. Disgusting.

**Contains peanut butter and peanuts. If you couldn't already tell by the description.**

"Ginger? Hardly, Know Her" Bread

Want to eat your weight in sugar and avoid talking to your weird uncle? Or maybe you need something to eat in the corner of the living room while your overindulgent, eggnog drinking brother tries fist fighting the Christmas tree because it looked at him the wrong way. Whatever the holiday may bring, this gingerbread fudge has a perfect mix of sugar, spice and everything dissociative. 

*Seasonal Item Offered in December*

Goin' Ape Shit

OOO OOO OOO AHH AHH AHH!

*contains tree nuts*

**This is a seasonal product available in May**

Golden Shower

Experiencing a new, budding spring romance? Surprise that special someone with a Golden Shower or two! This lemon vanilla fudge will practically melt in your mouth and pucker those lips with the bits of zest sprinkled throughout. Take it from us: there's nothing quite like a Golden Shower in your mouth to help spread a smile!

*This is a seasonal product available in May**

'Murica

This flavor’s got all the patriotism you need; jam packed with mini M&Ms, these bite-sized chocolate or vanilla cubes goes great with watching fireworks and denying people healthcare!

*Seasonal Item Offered in July*

Sin-namon Roll

A taste of this bakery treat flavor will have you cheating on your diet.

NOTE: "Diet" is not a code word for "Wife".

Straw-Buried Alive

Nothing says, “I completely forgot about you” than getting your significant other a box of half-stale chocolates. Luckily, Mother Fudgers has a better gift idea filled with freeze dried strawberries and our “God Jammit” Strawberry Jam! Okay, maybe this won’t fix your relationship issues, but at least it tastes good.

*Seasonal Item Offered in February*

THE MERCH

CATERING & PARTIES

Tired of the same ol’ birthday cake? Maybe your wedding is gonna feel stale with just a table of cookies. Or perhaps grandma’s funeral could use some livening up!

WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED!

That’s right, we’re now offering catering services for your event, celebration, and/or cult gathering! We’ve got a range of packages for you to choose from, so we’re positive your guests will enjoy some unique desserts for a change.